I am a Liz Cheney Democrat.
I eat cowards for breakfast,
And liars for lunch.
Traitors and terrorists, my brunch.
I am a Liz Cheney Democrat.
With a will of steel,
And a backbone to match.
To me, Kevin McCarthy is a light snack
.
I am a Liz Cheney Democrat.
Democracy, integrity drive me.
Sedition, it’s my position,
Is a Capitol crime, you miserable slime.
On guns & human rights,
Social justice & income fights,
Climate change & women’s choice,
I bite like Cheney, but AOC’s my voice.
On defense of our nation, I am tenacious;
My appetite for battling bullies, voracious.
I am a Liz Cheney Democrat, with AOC’s heart;
So, if you want to be finished—I dare you to start.