Joey No-Socks, and
Donnie No-Shame, went on stage
To run a con game.
No-Shame would shout, and
No-Socks would cheer, arms waving,
A grin, ear-to-ear.
While each did his part
Joey’s pals stole the art, with
No-Shame distracted by some little tart.
No-Socks left no prints;
No-Shame won no hearts;
But both made a fortune by
Being so smart. SO SMART!
They claimed no loot,
No taxes they paid—
No-Socks slipped out,
No-Shame, a Don made.
So Joey No-Socks
And Donnie No-Shame, ended
Their lucrative con-of-a-game.
Swift Joey No-Socks—
No sign of his feet.
And Donnie No-Shame?
Just follow his tweets…