Jabba, Jabba Barr
Swallows justice near and far,
Iran/Contra, Russia/Trump,
Hiding evidence in his rump.
Elliott Abrams, Cap the Wein,
Hidden in his large behind.
Jabba, Jabba Barr
Concocts cover-ups in a jar.
Pinch of law, avuncular acts,
Watch how Jabba clouds the facts.
Election to Russia, Arms to Iran
Poof! Goes proof if Jabba’s your man.
Jabba, Jabba Barr
Swallows justice near and far,
Gobbles truth like it’s a cruller,
Squats on Lawmen like Bob Mueller.
Sees obstruction in plane sight—
Sits on it to block the light.
Jabba, Jabba Barr
Swallows justice near and far.
Iran/Contra, Russia/Trump,
Hiding evidence in his rump.