Like all other sideshows in the Trump Administration, the Press Secretary dances with veils, so wealthy white boys can steal and commit crimes.
(Top to bottom : Eva Karoline Braun; Tom Homan, of the Anti-Humans; Hans Schultz, of “Hogan’s Heroes;”)
Eva, Eva, Karoline Braun,
Clicks her heels to Hans Homan!
Her cross of Gold;
His stare of Cold;
Cut from Goebbels/Miller’s Mold.
Eva, Eva, Karoline Braun,
Monstrous men know she’s their pawn;
Trot her out, show her abs;
And, her gift of Gaslighting Gab.
“The Constitution is Unconstitutional,” Eva declared,
And, even Aryan AG Blondie was shocked & scared.
Then, the Fuhrer waved his own fine hair,
And Eva Karoline Braun was there!
Each time his thin, little lips spew lies,
Eva certifies them with her wide eyes.
“Ridiculous,” she sniffs when anyone calls out his Grifts;
Qatar’s $400 million jet? The Smash & Grab hasn’t started yet!
Bob Martinez got his Mercedes Benz—
What can Trump steal? World without end. . .
Crypto? Gold coins? Media stock?
Eva’s good felon can sell any old schlock.
“If the President sells it, it’s fair trade,”
Says Eva Karoline, milk-skinned handmaid.
No DOJ to get in the way;
No S.E.C. to oversee.
Attack the Judges!
Attack the Courts!
Eva, Goebbels/Miller & Hans
Do it with Loud, Angry snorts.
For White Collar Criminals: AMNESTY!
Since everything White, must be free.
Erase Black History, and Gay People, too;
Eva’s got a prayer, and Stepford Smile for you.
Habeas Corpus? Rigor Mortis! Process Due? Not for you!
NOT, if you’re Black, Brown, foreign born, LGBT, or a liberal Jew.
Eva, Eva Karoline Braun,
Distraction is her siren song;
Look at Greenland! Rage at Musk!
Nothing nailed down is gone by dusk.
Eva, Eva Karoline Braun,
Slithering on what-used-to-be the Rose Garden Lawn.
Hail to Trump! To Hans and Goebbels/Miller!
Hail to the true Democracy Killers!